June 2010
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“When your Boss gives you tons of tasks and works to be done, it doesn’t...”
– kazao_no_story
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Chaotic July!
This July will be a different July.
People do not care much about Jakarta’s Birthday, since they have FIFA World Cup to watch.
FIFA World Cup Great Matches and Finals are right in the first week of July. People just receive their salary, I believe there will be more cashflow on the Gambler’s Desk. (Go Germany!)
The new academic year (for those who still stuck at school) will start...
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Avatar - The Last Airbender Movie →
I’m really waiting for The Last Airbender Movie, which was The Avatar (not the blue navi thing). Hopefully this movie really kicks the Navi’s off (which was hard, since they even beat Titanic in terms of Profit)
The thing is, “Aang The Last Airbender” has a better plot than the Navi’s. I mean, everybody knows how the story is. Please do not destroy my expectation,...
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Ｗｈａｔ ｉｓ ａ ｎｉｃｅ ｐｌａｔｅ ｏｆ ｓｔｅａｋ ｍｅａｎｓ
A plate of steak means:
The man who delivers the fresh meat from farmhouse to the kitchen in time
The boy who sorts and stores the meat in order
The butcher who slices and cuts the meat into boneless steak
The chef who grills the steak medium-rare or cooked
The dishwasher who wash dirty plates into clean shiny plates
The co-chef who prepares the salad, french fries, and bread
The bartender...
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I wish I had my own study room with:
1. At least 100 meter squares in size
2. Fully Air conditioned
3. Soundproof Glass Wall
4. Cozy Office-Boss-Chair
5. Big L-shaped Study Table
6. 3 Giant Bookshelf; one for Science books, one for Magazines and Fun Stuffs, one for Manga and Japanese Stuffs. (I wish I had a small one for “Boys stuffs”)
7. A Plasma HD-TV; linked with Cable TV full course
8. A PS3 and bunch of Games...
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ドラムを遊ぼう！@ Fun World
友達: 太鼓を遊びましょ！面白いそうよ！
カザオ: はい。俺も遊びたいんだ。今まで、太鼓を全然遊ぶことがない～ 俺の先に、どうぞ。遊ぶ前に、見てほうがいい。
ー: 見た後は～
カザオ: ええ？負けた？でも、あまり難しくなさそう。
友達: そうか？じゃ、強くたたくね。
ー: 遊んだ後～
カザオ: ああ、本当疲れた！
友達: おまえも負けた～
カザオ: －＿－
友達: じゃ、ドラムしお！あのう、「そばかす」！
ー: 遊んだ跡は～
友達: これも負けた～もう一回！
友達: また負けた！次、ザオの番だ！
カザオ: え？でも、難しそうんだ！
友達: やってみて！
ー: 遊ぶ中
友達: ああ、すげえ！ま、もう少し！
カザオ: ［どしお。。］
ー: 遊んだ後は負けた。
カザオ: 帰ろう！
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“Some people were born as Cosplayer. The others are pretend to.. I wish I was one...”
– kazao_no_story
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“Life will knock us down. But we still have the choice to rise or not.”
– Mr. Han (Jackie Chan) - The Karate Kid
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“Darwin’s theory of evolution works not only in terms of species that we...”
– kazao_no_story
Senior Prom Binusian 2010 - "The Police" →
Tonight was the prom night for Grade 12 Binusians. This is our last chance (or my last chance, personally) to keep in touch with the whole Binusian, formally. The committee has done a very good job…
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Chocobo Racing (Playstation 1) Soundtrack Mythril...
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“Little problem could make girls cry badly.
Little surprise can make them happy.”
– kazao_no_story
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Preposterous.
When elmo isn`t ticklish, and pooh bear hates honey.
When tigger stops bouncing, and goofy isn`t funny.
When peterpan can`t fly, and simba never roars.
When alice in wonderland can`t fit through small doors.
When dumbo`s ears are small, and happily ever.
After isn`t true.. That`s when i`ll stop loving you.
arysoraya
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Whatever you give a woman, she`s going to...
Whatever you give a woman, she`s going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she`ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she`ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she`ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she`ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any CRAP, you will receive a TON OF SHIT.
xoxo, Ry.
arysoraya
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“It is not a failure, when you can retry and success.
It is not a mistake, when...”
– kazao_no_story
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“Your life may started since you were born. But your REAL life is just started...”
– Ferra Alvira via kazao_no_story
my answer =o_o=
your quest :
How to differentiate a kind girl and a slicker one?
Sometimes, boys are tricked by what people call love. Especially by the girls they encounter with. Even I, still unable to answer this question~
my ans : well, basicly you need to recognize the real her . I mean, girls are sensitive . they need someone else who they really trusted to talk with . I would be about their...
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“A real man doesn’t love a million girls. He loves one girl in million ways...”
– via danisha.stefany
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I want to adress this song for all my friends...
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The Impact of Overstudy
Teacher: Spell ; "Chemistry"!
Student: C-H-E-M-I-S-T-R-Y
Teacher: Spell ; "Smelly"!
Student: N-H-H-H
Teacher: What is that? N-H-H-H
Student: My chemistry teacher told me that NH3 is smelly (Ammonia)
Teacher: -___-
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Narcotics Definition
nar·cot·ic /nɑrˈkɒtɪk/ Show Spelled[nahr-kot-ik]
–noun
1. any of a class of substances that blunt the senses, as opium, morphine, belladonna, and alcohol, that in large quantities produce euphoria, stupor, or coma, that when used constantly can cause habituation or addiction, and that are used in medicine to relieve pain, cause sedation, and induce sleep. 2. anything that exercises a soothing...
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One question that I can't answer yet~:
How to differentiate a kind girl and a slicker one?
Sometimes, boys are tricked by what people call love. Especially by the girls they encounter with. Even I, still unable to answer this question~ any help, please?
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Sergeant Keroro - Bokura no Aikotoba
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“The nearest distance between 2 points is what we call: ATTENTION.
If you want...”
– kazao_no_story
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Masalah Jam Jenguk Rumah Sakit
Seorang kakek sedang diserang penyakit jantungnya, sehingga perlu di rawat inap di ICCU sebuah Rumah Sakit. Kemudian setelah jam jenguk sudah lewat pukul 7 malam, sang keluarga Kakek dari luar kota dengan tergesa-gesa masuk ke Rumah Sakit.
Resepsionis: Selamat Malam Bapak, ada keperluan apa ke sini?
Bapak: Saya mau menjenguk bapak saya yang masuk rumah sakit.
Resepsionis: Oh, mohon maaf pak, jam jenguk sudah habis. Bapak belum baca di papan pengumuman?
Bapak: Saya tahu, tapi apa boleh buat, saya datang dari luar kota, langsung dari airport, saya langsung ke sini.
Resepsionis: Kalau begitu, bapak bisa kembali besok pagi pukul 7 pagi.
Bapak: Tidak bisa, mbak! Saya cemas bapak saya. Kalau ada apa-apa bagaimana??
Resepsionis: Tidak bisa, pak! Peraturan di sini tidak boleh dilanggar. Bapak tidak boleh masuk.
Bapak: (ini mbak rese' banget! mau gw tonjok)
Resepsionis: (ini bapak lebay abis... macem2 lagi, gw panggil security, baru nyaho' dia!)
Bapak: ...
Bapak: Ya sudah!! Kalau saya tidak boleh masuk, panggil bapak saya KELUAR!
Resepsionis: =[]=",,
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“Fighting on Facebook is Classic~
I remembered when I had one too.. hahaha..”
– kazao_no_story
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Weird Connection - Digestive Problems
These are simple equations of DIGESTIVE PROBLEMS
Statement1: You ate what your mother cook
Statement2: Your mother cook what she bought in Supermarket
DeductionA: You ate what your mother bought in the Supermarket
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Statement3: You excrete what you digested
Statement4: You digest what you ate
DeductionB: You excrete what you ate
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Statement5: Your feces smells like what you thrown into toilet
Statement6: You throw into the toilet what you excrete
DeductionC: Your feces smells like what you excrete
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DeductionA: You ate what your mother bought in the Supermarket
DeductionB: You excrete what you ate
DeductionC: Your feces smells like what you excrete
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Conclusion: Your feces smells what your mother bought in the Supermarket
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“Shower is part of Human Homeostasis. It cools your body, when it’s getting...”
– kazao_no_story
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“Can you believe in a person, who is looks very kind to only certain person, but...”
– kazao_no_story
Blue Moon.. Still remember it, guys?? Hahaha.....
May 2010
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“To get the best performance, firstly set the highest goal, and achieve it!...”
– kazao_no_story
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